Jokes and Ditties

P1110846 (2) I hate you alphabetically speaking, you’re not OK.

My mum used to sing the song, maybe to me, maybe to my babies, I am not sure.  I do remember bouncing my daughter up and down, singing it to her, and then later, my daughter and I sang it to my son.  Later still we all sang this together in the car on long journeys.  We sing it to each other still, the words have altered slightly over the years.  Play the original then scroll down and read to the music to see how we now sing it.  Feel free to do a soft shoe shuffle during the instrumental section.

SON TO DAUGHTER

(A) you’re Annoying
(B) you’re so Boring and
(C) I’m the Coolest of us two
(D) you’re a Dreamer
(E) you’re an Earthworm
(F) I just mustn’t sing that word.

(G) you are so Gossipy
(H) you always Hate on me
(I) you’re the one I Irritate
(J) it was just a Joke
(K) you’re a Kaleidoscope
(L) always changing and telling lies

M, N, O, P I could  go on all day
Q, R, S, T alphabetically speaking, there’s more to say so

(U) make my life a hell
(V) a Very stupid girl
W, X, Y, Z
I love to wander through the alphabet with you to tell you what I think of you.

REPLY DAUGHTER TO SON

(A) you’re so Awful
(B) you’re so Boastful and
(C) you’re a Chimp that’s full of crap
(D) you’re Despicable
(E) you’re  Egotistical
(F) you don’t Figure in my life

(G) you are so Gullible
(H) you’re so Horrible
(I) you’re the one I just Ignore
(J) I’m so Justified
(K) to Keep you out my room
(L) I’d really Like to see you try

M, N, O, P I wish you would go away
Q ,R, S, T alphabetically speaking, there’s more to say so

(U) make my life Unfair
(V) tells you to go away!
W, X, Y, Z
It’s fun to wander through the alphabet with you to tell you what you mean to me

MUM TO CHILDREN

(A) just stop Arguing
(B) no,  you’re both to Blame
(C) Let’s just try and keep it Calm
(D) you’re  Disgraceful
(E) it’s Exhausting
(F) all this Fighting in my life

(G) this just gives me Grief
(H) Please for Heaven sake
(I) I can’t take this anymore
(J) its Just got to stop
(K) your heads need a Knock
(L)Yes, I love you even though

M, N, O, P I listen to you fight all day
Q ,R, S, T alphabetically speaking, I’d like to say that

(U) both make my life complete
(V) when  being Very sweet
W, X, Y, Z
It’s fun to wander through the alphabet with you, a shame to see it’s gone so bad.

Hopefully when my children are older, we can all sing the original together again, until then, it can wait here as a reminder to my children. If they have children themselves, they should ready this and see the funny side, all sibling argue, I will watch on a from a grandmaly distance.

Is anybody out there listening to me??

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s