Jokes and Ditties

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Coming to find you, ready or not.

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What is this at my front door? A thought bubble of slime, no beginning or end, were you going round in circles all night?

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I see you have been in my flower bed.  The rough bark is there to deter you,

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it seems it does not.

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Ahh, over the stones to my plant pots.  Are you looking to find a place to sleep for winter?……………………….then I know where you are………………found you!

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Oh, sorry to disturb you, I was looking for someone else.  On to the lawn,

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a black hole, I can not imagine what went on here, but I see

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you came back to the path.

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crossed the driveway

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past the mushrooms

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And there you are.  Found You.  No good hiding I can see your shell.

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Don’t go away, we’ve only just met.

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Is anybody out there listening to me??