Jokes and Ditties

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It’s like talking to a brick wall

 

Did you hear what I said?

said the cat to the dog

As she shifted her weight on the mat

Yes I think that you’re right

said the dog to the cat

He just wanted to eat that brown rat

Are you listening to me?

I feel that you’re not

It’s like talking to a brick wall

The dog watched the rat

the rat saw the dog

Now trapped in a game of eyeball

So you think that I’m right

to tell you the truth?

Even tho it might make a big scene

Yes I think you ‘re right

just say how it is

The dog watched the rat eat chow mein

 

 

Do you know how I feel?

said the cat to the dog

I feel that you’re not hearing me

But you talk quite a lot

make a big deal

Out of some things that I can not see

 

You’re not listening to me

not heard what I’ve said

but I figured it out anyhow

The dog sensed the end

so slowly stood up

No, I have listened to every meow

 

 

The dog saw his chance

the rat felt quite sick

Saw the dog but it was too late

You didn’t listen to me

I wanted to say

that  the Chinese was full of rat bait

spider and fly

Tortoise and Hare

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is anybody out there listening to me??